At 02:05 AM 6/1/2003, you wrote:

phrases like
"Once Duke Nukem Forever is released"
"Once fusion power becomes feasible"
"Once copyright terms are reduced to 14 years".

You forgot:

"Once Lucasarts releases a Star Wars PC game that isn't crap"

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Dante Alighieri
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"The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of great moral crisis."
-Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321