On 10/21/06, Earle Martin <wikipedia(a)downlode.org> wrote:
1) ZOMG how dare you not answer the questions??!!1!!1
As an admin you need to be able to provide a reason to do anything. A
unwillingness to communicate is a bad sign
2) One has to have "a specific reason" for
wanting admin tools. Being
generally concerned for the good of the project is not enough to
satisfy the razor minds of the RfA voters.
Sure we have no shortage of paper admins (you know that 100 admin
actions per month will put you in the top 3rd of active admins?)
3) Editcountitis is actually a mindset of
self-improvement, not a
pointless obsession. You must have as many edits as is humanly
possible before even considering being an admin. ("Storkk" lays it out
straight: "390 mainspace edits isn't really evidence of gnoming. I am
really looking for something like 3000 - 4000.")
There are gnoming activities where it is trivial to rack up thousands of edits.
6) Life as an admin is a hellish, Kafka-esque
nightmare of continuous
inquisition from a swollen, all-powerful bureaucracy. ("[W]hat you
experience here is only a taste of what one will face as an admin",
comments "Physicq210".)
Sure if you want to be at all active.
7) It is somehow useful for people to cast a
"neutral vote", rather
than just leaving a comment, which is of equivalent logical value.
that isn't quite the case.
8) Despite there being over a thousand administrators
already, one bad
egg is enough to cause havoc, disaster, dogs and cats living together,
and mass hysteria. The solution to this is obviously to keep the
number of administrators as small as possible, thus maintaining the
status quo and preventing more potential bad people from becoming
admins.
I sleep better at night knowing that a lagre number of admins make the
same mistake that you do.
In any case people remember the userbox wars. A couple of foolish
admins can do a lot of damage.
9) Even stating "I promise not to go
batshit" and signing it with your
real name is not enough to sway the high muck-a-mucks. Consider taking
classes in advanced boot-licking before responding to comments.
("[C]andidate is... plainly in that class of admin who would
immediately set out causing grief and bloodshed.", declares "Splash".)
Yeah they remeber cyde's promises as well.
--
geni