I drooled:
"The two most plentiful elements in the Universe are bad Uncyclopedia articles and hydrogen, and I'm not sure about the ... hydrogen. Hold on, I'll try that one again." - Albert Einstein on an off day
Er, wtf. Evidently my mailbox was just hit by one. This is notes for an Uncyclopedia article that I *meant* to email to myself, and sent to wikien-l by mistake. It's probably time to go home and drink copiously now.
- d. (buh)