I dove into a bit more of Wikidata's model and tried to poke some holes around here and there.

I've proposed an idea for 1 hole that I saw, that may or may not exist, but welcome all feedback on it.

qualifierSnak proposal
https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Property_talk:P31#(qualifierSnak_proposal)_Statements_of_Instance_Of_should_be_treated_more_generally_and_loosely_as_Events_themselves