Texas fans.   Gotta love them:
 
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/parenting/detail?entry_id=75700&tsp=1
 
And, to take a page from Mike Godwin and shamelessly self-promote (love you, Mike, you know it), here's a page from the web version of the San Francisco Chronicle:
 

http://finance.sfgate.com/hearst.sfgate/news/read?GUID=15326181