Woo! Ok I think we are done. Sorry I didn't email about each machine...it didn't quite work like that. Puppet is happy, and all 3 stat nodes now have internal IPs on the Analytics VLAN.
stat1001.eqiad.wmnet 10.64.21.101
stat1002.eqiad.wmnet 10.64.5.102
stat1003.eqiad.wmnet 10.64.36.103
Note that you will now need to addess stat1003 (and stat1001) via their backend network names. the *.
wikmedia.org addresses no longer exist. You will need to ssh into them via a bastion now.
There will likely be problems that crop up in the next week or two. If you notice any jobs that aren't able to connect to something, or don't work anymore like they used to, this change is probably the cause. Let me know asap and I'll see what I can do.
Note that by being inside the Analytics VLAN, these nodes are now firewalled off from the rest of the WMF production networks. If you need access to something you don't already have access to, we'll have to explicitly whitelist it.
Many thanks to Brandon Black for all his help today!
-Ao