You aren't trying to imply that these silly widgets
make people look
silly, are you? Golly, gosh.
You aren't try to put (silly) words in my (silly) mouth, are you? You must
be trying to be silly.
Registering an account is incredibly easy. What's
to stop you
registering a new one, with a different username?
I do appreciate that you are trying to re-welcome a potential wikipedian
with loaded questions and rhetorical questions, and that you're telling me
that I need to be a better person.