[WikiEN-l] Joke

[Garion96]

On 7/17/06, Lord Voldemort <lordbishopvoldemort at gmail.com> wrote:
>
> On 7/17/06, maru dubshinki <marudubshinki at gmail.com> wrote:
> > > Are there any extremely widely known offensive jokes such that their
> > > documentation by us wouldn't be offensive to anyone?
>
> Blonde jokes?  --LV
> _______________________________________________


Don't know if it was mentioned before in this thread. But accoding to this
news report http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/10/03/joke.funniest/,
the supposedly funniest joke is:

*Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't
seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his
phone and calls the emergency services.*

*He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm
down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence,
then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"*

Garion