I think that in the interest of NPOV we should change
all references to
days of the week to First Day, Second Day, Third Day, Fourth Day,
Fifth Day, Sixth Day, and Seventh Day.
Oh, wait... that would be imposing a Quaker POV. Never mind.
Not to mention the anti-programmer bias! Without a Zeroth Day we'd be
forever hitting fence post errors and the stack-heap collisions on Seventh
Day would not be worth thinking about.